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Conversations with my overstuffed makeup bag (Part 1) ME: “Hey, do you think I need another highlighter?” MY OVERSTUFFED MAKEUP BAG: I mean let’s get real here. Chances are you already have a go-to highlighter (or highlighters, because MOAR SHIMMER), and you’re probably attached to it, but if you, by chance, “need” a new one, or if it’s your life’s mission to become the antithesis of all that is Konmari, then…MAC ATTACK! MAC is adding two new highlighting palettes to their Hyper Real Glow line. Like the bronze and rose gold palettes in the permanent line now, these new ones...

I’ve recently come to the following conclusion: Five-minute makeup is bullsh*t. Rather, it is if you (correction, I) want to do more than tinted moisturizer, brows, mascara and a nude lip. I mean, I do five-minute makeup looks all the time. I like ’em. They’re easy, convenient… Well, those are their main selling points, but they aren’t really that much fun, because it’s just not enough time to do more than the basics. And sometimes I want to have fun! — and I have more swag when I’m feeling my makeup, and when I have more swag, Beyoncé better watch...

Can’t resist not to share this hilarious piece by John Cleese, sorry dear Americans ;-)Letter To the US from John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II resumes monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Theresa May, MP for the 97.8% of you who have,...

Tabs may be semi-retired, but that hasn’t slowed him down. He still tries to keep up with the latest trends, and set new trends. Unlike the other cats in the neighborhood who are comfortable going out in the same collar they’ve been wearing for, who knows how many weeks, months or years, Tabs always dresses to impress, because 1) you never know if you’re gonna run into Naomi Campbell on your morning walk, and damn if he’s going to be out-dressed by Naomi, and 2) he feels like he has a responsibility to inspire those around him. He’s not the...

Hey, girl. 🙂 Yeah, what am I wearing on my lids? I’m wearing new Urban Decay Naked Petite Heat, which I keep wanting to call “Peh-TEE Heat.” It’s just a little bit of heat… Get it? Petite? Like adding one or two drops of Tabasco or Sriracha, as opposed to submerging your burrito? LOL. Urban Decay is famous for their O.G. Naked Eyeshadow Palette and the different incarnations of it, like Naked2, Naked Smoky, Naked Ultimate Basics…lots of nakedness, as you know. There’s also the one they launched last fall, Naked Heat, with its beautiful bevvy of warm orange and...